A brief list of things that have made me shriek recently
Three short lists for this week, because I can't commit to following through on the ideas for other things I am planning to write.
Stubbing my toe on the edge of the bed
Almost knocking over a glass of water
The squirrel that jumped out at me wrong while I was on my evening stroll (you know who you are)
Making a wrong step on my way down the stairs
Making a wrong step on my way down the stairs, *while wearing ratty twelve-year-old Old Navy flip-flops that are disintegrating*
A leaf that hit my face in an aggressive manner
One extremely large housefly (3 unique shrieks: all today and within a two-hour window)